The Day They Found A Cure For Aids - by Dan Bern

The Day they found a cure for aids
The Day they found a cure for aids
Everybody took one little pill and was OK
The Day they found a cure

The Day they found a cure for aids
Everybody took one little pill and was OK
I slept with Cindy and Martha and Sue
I slept with Judy, Melissa and Kate
The Day they found a cure

The Day they found a cure for aids
Everybody took one little pill and was OK
The people who have plotted to get rid of all the gays
Admitted their guilt and then everything was fine
Everybody else said "I didn't know!"
The Day they found a cure

For six months no one went to work they all had orgies
Morning after pills were sold in Grocery stores and Gas Stations

The Day they found a cure for AIDS
Everybody took one little pill and was OK
We rented dirty movies And ordered out for food
For three solid weeks everyone I met was nude
I slept with July, Melissa and Jake
No body was afraid

The Day they found a cure
The Day they found a cure
The Day they found a cure for AIDS