The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #30394   Message #403960
Posted By: Lonesome EJ
22-Feb-01 - 03:37 PM
Thread Name: Unofficial Song Challenge: Peacock Envy
Subject: RE: Unofficial Song Challenge: Peacock Envy
The Horny Lil Peacock

Well I'm the horny lil Peacock
Lawd knows, I'm up to no good
Every critter in the barnyard
Know I gots me some serious wood

Even the ol grey mare
Afraid to turn her back on me
The housecat and the hare
Done gave me the bedroom key
They all knows you spells perfection
Starting with a capital Pea

(Ha) De crows best stay on their toes
The chickens all know what's clickin
The geese know I aint no tease
Even Jack put Jill on the pill

Cause I'm the horny lil peacock
Callin all night long
I got a tail that'd make you wail
Yes and my feathers' long and strong

Now I left my fancy home
Up with the gentry class
Cause the peahens flew the coop
Put my lovin in the past
And I'm slummin down here now
Just to get me a little..

Ask me why I'm creepin
Down underneath the ol cows legs
Every night you find me sleepin
where the hens they plead and begs?
When ol farmer check the nest
He find some extraordinary eggs

(Ha)The sheep best not fall asleep
The pigs gonna flip their wigs
The hound gonna faint on the ground
Even the duck gonna have her some luck