A new virus which is spreading a hundred times quicker then Coronavirus, has been discovered. The Imasthickasshit virus affects people’s ability to shop normally, people with the Imasthickasshit virus will fill their trolleys with tons of toilet roll, pasta, and rice. Doctors think that Coronavirus and Imasthickasshit virus could be connected, but are worried by the speed Imasthickasshit virus is spreading. If you see anyone in a supermarket filling their trolleys with toilet roll and/or pasta and rice, please keep well clear. Stay safe.