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Thread #167099   Message #4039922
Posted By: Jim Carroll
16-Mar-20 - 10:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Which reminds me
At a royal banquet HM let off a loud skirtlifter - oune of the great ad good sitting lose leapt to he feet, apoligised profusely and hurried from the room
An American ambassador sitting along the table, turns to his neigbour and askes - "What's with him - she did it"
He is told, "In Enland a gentleman always takes the blame for that sort of thing"
Shortly afterwards Madge lets another one go
The Yank leaps up and shouts up the table, "Relax ma-am, this one's on me"

In the same vein
A pupil in calls puts his hand up and asks, "Sir, does wind come in lumps"
"No, of course not" he is sternly told.
"Then I've shit myself"
Jim Carroll