I have a notional project to revamp my websites. Loadsa JavaScript code, backend code to prepare some of it and , er um, ooooooo look, on the TV....
Oh, bugger, it is a repeat, and the other 20 channels (I delete most of 100s) have er...... repeats, or Luuuuuurve Island, Big Bother, Crap Heap Challenge, Ice Rude Truckers and other mindless mental wallpapers.

Yu know? I am booooooored.