pfr, you've rumbled my little game!

I just went down to the nearest supermarket, stood in a long line which was getting longer by the minute, had a nice chat to the people around me, heard the rumour that the shop had no toilet paper, smiled at the two attending Police officers when I reached the door, showed my ID, asked the supermarket man at the door whether they had any toilet paper and he said there had been none delivered today, so I turned around and went back home.

Luckily it's only 10 minutes drive from my place and I have enough TP to last a couple of weeks maybe and I am hoping fervently that the panic buyers might have woken up to themselves by then.