In Germany everyone’s panic-buying sausages and cheese. It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
And apparently Greece is running low of hummus and taramasalata, leading to fears of a double-dip recession.
Apparently French supermarkets look like a bomb site. The only thing left is de brie.
In Holland people have been stockpiling cheese. It’s like they don’t give Edam about anyone else.
And in a supermarket in Cardiff a sign reads 'Please shop responsibly and caerphilly'

I'll get me coat...