The first loll - little out loud laugh of the day

MOM is surprised how suddenly Americans have all become Russians in life style, economy and shopping. She took a stroll outside MOAB and found that Brits congregate in the New rules thread where they discuss tea, crumpets and toilet paper but they too are becoming Russian with eyes closed.

Entrepaneurs are looking to Italy for the new demand for new businesses like exporting bodies to massive cremtorium facilities since towns are overwhelmed. So far only Jared Kushner has begun our first Bodies R' Us business.

Trump to America: YOU'RE ALL FIRED!