Hahaha Dave! I just knew someone would say that!

I too am not keen on modern toilet paper. It does seem too flimsy, and I always did like Izal. (At school we used it for comb-and-paper kazoo-type instruments!)But there's nothing worse than old ladies harping on about how things were so much better in the old days.

All his life my husband has never ever used toilet paper! I quite admire that.