Trouble is, Jeri, you're so obsessed with thinking that you're surrounded with pains in the arse (esp. a la Brit...) that you don't recognise a real pain in the arse when you see one. And there's no bloody need to effin' swear...You're a mod, right? What would you think of a footie referee who charged around the pitch effin' and jeffin' at all the players...? You're supposed to be that ref, Jeri...