Nigel - remind us if you are one of those ideologically motivated beeb bashers,
grateful for any opportunity to give the BBC a sly kicking...???

Iains - why would anyone in their right mind even think about Piss Morgan [spellcheck...???],
let alone mention him in this thread...

It actually might have been,
"Keith Neal, emeritus professor of epidemiology of infectious diseases, University of Nottingham"..
Though I'm not absolutely certain...?????????????????
Nottingham rings a bell for some reason..

btw.. the wife's joke was ok enough, but might get deleted here...