So BigEars gets a test, even though he's not in hospital, unlike everyone else not in hospital, and he's travelled to his second/third/fourth home, against all the advice about travelling to your second home that everyone else is expected to adhere to (we're almost at the point of throwing flour bombs at the selfish braindeads who have been coming to Cornwall in their droves in caravans, motor homes or to seek refuge in their second homes...). It's still good old little Britain, innit, one law for them, one for the plebs...