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Thread #167099 Message #4043452
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
31-Mar-20 - 07:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
An RE teacher was listing the descendants of Adam during a lesson:-
"And Enoch begat Methuselah:
And Methuselah begat Lamech.
And Lamech begat a son: And he called his name Noah ..."
She then instructed the pupils to take out their exercise books and write a sentence using the word 'begat'. One little lad thought for a while and then wrote:-
"If you can't fight, wear a big 'at"