The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4043599
Posted By: Jim Carroll
01-Apr-20 - 11:26 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
A man walks into the doctors sugery, takes out his rather impressive penis and says, "will you have a look at that please?"
The doctor examines it closely and finally says, "I can't find a thing wrong with it"
"Not bad, is it?" says the man, puts it back and walks out

A Japanese man goes to the doctor complaining of flatulence
The doctor tells him he can treat it with pills; the man explains, "But this is different"
He drops his trousers and lets out w might "HONDA"
Confused, the doctor examines him closely and finally stands up, smiling
"You have an abscess, I'm afraid - easily treatable"
"But isn't it unusual to sound like that?" asks the man
"Not really" says the doctor, "In Britain we have a saying - "Abscess makes the fart go "HONDA"