Here we simply say 'pain in the ass'.

The act of dyslexic architects keeping the 401 under constant construction, destruction and/or detours might be called antidisenablementarienbuggerism.

The 401 is able to defy most GPS systems on any given day.
I call the 401 'the foreign-one'

On the weather channel they have a show called Heavy Rescue which is about the trials, tribulations and terrific accidents on the 401.