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Thread #167099   Message #4044552
Posted By: Donuel
06-Apr-20 - 08:15 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
How to play Trump Watching

Who is this nobody?
"Nobody has ever seen such a great economy, Nobody has ever seen such great numbers. Nobody can believe such miracles I have made".
Does nobody mean No one or is there a real Mr. Nobody?
And what about fantastic?
"I have fantastic numbers. I have made fantastic progress".
Doesn't fantastic mean; imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality?
Doesn't incredible mean without credibility? the word Unbelievable is equal to incredible.

In the next daily 5 o'clock speech, listen for the frequency of 5 key words.
Count how many times you hear the words; nobody, fantastic, unbelievable incredible and tremendous.

Divide by the number of times of the word tremendous is mentioned and...

You will get a coefficient either above five or below 5.
Above 5 is a gigantic lieing ass hole
Below 5 is a huge lieing ass hole

^WARNING if you make this a 5 word drinking game you will die of alcohol poisoning.