The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4044632
Posted By: Jim Carroll
07-Apr-20 - 06:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Another oldie
A clamber was trying his had out on the lower slopes of the Swiss Alps when he fell and broke his leg
He lat there for a while and, luckily, he was found by an alpine shepherd gathering in his flock for winter - too far to get help, the shepherd took him home, where he was welcomed by the women of the family, an attractive wife and a beautiful young daughter
The bound up his leg, made him comfortable and fed and clothed him - throughout the long nights they kept him entertained
In the deepest days of winter the shepherd painstakingly taught him to yodel
As the days began to get longer the shepherd made short trips out to see how conditions were improving - he returned after one particularly long trip to find the shepherd in bed with his daughter
Furious, he made a lunge for the door and began to limp his way down the mountain
Calming down, the shepherd stopped and roared after him;
"I rescued you, I brought you home, I fed you I gave you a bed, I even taught you to yodel - and how do you repay me - you defile my lovely daughter"
The climber sang back, "And your old layeedeee"