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Thread #167099   Message #4044913
Posted By: Senoufou
09-Apr-20 - 02:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Not exactly a joke, but on our village Facebook a lady had posted an advert for a children's book called 'Coronavirus Explained for Children'. A bloke in our village had posted underneath the following:-

"Look! Look John!" said Janet.
"The man next door is having a lot of friends to visit!"
"I can see the man, Janet" said John. "What a prick!"

And a letter in the dreaded Daily Mail today suggested using the tune to 'Blow the winds southerly' while at the sink and singing, "Wash your hands thoroughly, thoroughly thoroughly..."