The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4045083
Posted By: Jim Carroll
10-Apr-20 - 10:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
One of Tommy Cooper's best
A retired miner goes around to his mate's house to take him for their usual Sunday morning pint
He knocks on the door and when it is opened, he asks his mate's wife, "Is Tommy coming for a pint ?"
She replies, "I'm afraid Tommy had a heart attack and died yesterday"
After a short pause he asks, "Did he say anything about a can of paint ?"