Nice srtory in the Times this morning about the Eas End Jewish reastarant Blooms where the waiters wee renowned for being rude to customers
A men having dinner oded a lelm ea to finish, hi friend asked for the same and added, "Can you make sure it's in a clean glass?"
The waiter returned with the drinks shortly and asked, "Which one of you ordered the clean glass?"
Which reminded me
A Liverpool man drinking in a bar was taken short and had to leave his full pint on the table
He left a note propped on the galss reading, "Don't drink this pint - I put my prick in it"
He returned shortly to find an empty glass and a note reading "Drank your pint, couldn't find your prick"
Jim