Australians were once very good at nicknames & insults, but 4-letter words took over.

speaking of well put together insults ...

in yesterday's sort out (a small part of a gi-normous ongoing & often unmoving clean up) I found a scrap of paper where I'd scribbled these classics, dunno when I noted them or where they came from.

drunk? drunk? he was as full as two race trains.

under the bar with the rest of the dead spirits