Jim Carroll....'A Liverpool man drinking in a bar was taken short and had to leave his full pint on the table
He left a note propped on the galss reading, "Don't drink this pint - I put my prick in it"
He returned shortly to find an empty glass and a note reading "Drank your pint, couldn't find your prick"................................... Many years ago, as a young Police Officer, I used to drink in a Yates's Wine Lodge' pub which was very 'spit and sawdust. People would steal your pint if you weren't watching. One night, wanting to go to the toilet, I left a pre-prepared note by my glass, saying... ' I have spit in my beer'!!!!! When I returned from the toilet.... Someone had written on my note 'So have I'. No I didn't drink it!!!!