Will you settle for this Steve ?
Johnson, Trump and ‘Is ‘Oliness, the Pope get together in a rowing boat on The Sea of Galilee for a meeting to try to solve some of the world’s problems
They are about to start when the Pope finds he has forgotten his papers so he asks his secretary would he go ashore for them
The secretary steps over the side of the boat, on to the surface of the water and walks ashore and returns with the papers shortly afterwards
Determined not to be outdone, Johnson asks his secretary to go ashore and get him a pencil sharpener as his favourite lucky pencil has broken
The man climbs out of the boat and sinks up to his uxters in water and has to be hauled out
Trump things, “Well, if a gease-ball can do it, a red-blooded American should be able to manage it” so he orders his gofer to fetch his I-Pad
Like the former man, he nearly drowns trying to walk ashore and is pulled out soaking wet.
The Pope turns to his secretary and says, “For ****’s sake Guiseppi, show them where the sodding stepping stones are”
Jim