pfr: If needs be, pushing you out of the way to your doom to clear a path for his rescue...
[though - in a movie, that'd be after you tore a life jacket off a young mother with a baby,
before kicking them overboard out of your way to hijack a children's life raft...]
How's that for slander then...???

How's that for 'slander'? Very poor. It would actually be 'libel'. Slander is spoken or transitory. Once you commit it to paper, or a permanent (or semi-permanent) medium like the internet it is no longer 'transitory'. Because of its more permanent nature, libel is a more serious charge than slander.