A somewhat rough piece
A Liverpool sailor looking for "something different" is constantly advised to seek out 'One-Eyed Maggie'
He does so and tells her what he wants, she removes her glass eye and says, "Try that"
He hesitates at first but eventually succumbs and is totally astounded.
"That was wonderful" he said, "I've never experienced anything quite like that"
"Look" he says, "We're sailing tonight and won't be back in Liverpool for a few months; I'd certainly like to meet you again"
"Ok" she says, "I'll keep my eye out for you"
Jim