Scots joke
A Scotsman took bed and breakfast in a rather posh semi in Morningside, Edinburgh; when he sat down for breakfast in the morning he was offered only toast with margarine
Realising there was nothing else on offer he asked timidly, "Would you be able to manage some honey with that please ?"
The lady stared at him coldly, said nothing, stormed out and shortly returned with a small smidgen of honey on a tiny plate
The man looked at it for a second, looked at her cold face and said, "I see you keep a bee"
Jim