The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4046914
Posted By: Steve Shaw
18-Apr-20 - 07:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Jim, thats's an old one, and you've downgraded it!
Here goes (cockney accent optional):
"My sis 'ad a baby the other day."
"Ooo, did she?"
"Yeah, the babe was a lovely little boy."
"Ooo, was he?"
"Yeah, gorgeous..."
"Ooo, was he?"
"Yeah. Only thing is, he's 'orrible all through the night."
"Ooo, is he?"
"Yeah. Bawls like a bull."
"Ooo, has he?"