The Zombie Librarians' Holiday Songbook: New Lyrics to Old Songs by Liz Milner

(no relation to Dan Milner, so don't ask)

Table of Contents

Halloween

• The Zombie Librarians' Book Talk
• The Scary Monster Song
• Ghost Train
• The Lime Scooter Song
• Are You Shrieking?

Christmas

• Craving Carbs: A Half-Baked Christmas Carol
• Up on the Housetop
• Wiener Dog Song

Mardi Gras

• The 12-Bar Blues

Songs for All Occasions

• Gilligan's Wake
• The Politically Correct Wild Rover
• Fido, the Rabid Dog
• Sometimes I Feel Like an Udderless Cow

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