Ha!, he thinks! I got the Last Haircut before the gov'nur shut down the hair salons, the hare salons, the air salons, and the weresalons. Whilst the rest of those present present unkempt hair so long it would take the Rake of Lock to neaten them, I have presentable head grass.

And he says to the barkeep, "A bumper of Talisker, neat, would be neat!"