First thing this morning I read Bill was wrong about making a mistake and laughed out loud. Then I read that Steve's goat had been gotten and I pictured a goat suddenly chewing on all my inedible stuff in the house - DAMN. Its cute but I don't want your goat. Steve incorrectly thinks everything is about him but its my fault since he is such an enticing target of an overactive ego that I have mentioned it too many times. Now the goat is chewing and staring at me. Though it was safe to single Steve out I feel guilty That I haven't mentioned all of Steve's good qualities that only seem posh, elitist, high falutin but classy.

This goat is proof I have made a mistake.