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Thread #167099   Message #4049096
Posted By: Jim Carroll
28-Apr-20 - 08:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
New England singer, Sarah Grey used to make a superb job of telling a Maine story about a man married to a very strict wife for many decades
One day she choked on an apple - all attempt to revive her failed so they waked her and prepared to bury her
As the undertakers men maneuvered the coffin through the narrow doorway, they hit the doorpost and jolted the coffin so hard that it loosened the chunk of apple still stuck in the wife's throat - she revived and lived for another decade
When she 'died' a second time they waked her again; as they carried the coffin through the door the husband shouted out, "Mind the doorpost boys"