The Black Belt Caterpillar Wrestler returns to the bar accompanied by a remarkably similar looking man. They are chatting and joking together and their clothing gives evidence of there having been a struggle of some sort.

“Well, that should be the last we see of the Sisal String Monster”.
“This is Millimodels, who was to have been my opponent, my otherworld twin” he answers to a question from one of the barmaids, “We were separated before birth”.

“How does that work?”

“I once asked Multivac” says Millimodels, “The reply was ‘The matter admits of no explanation’”

“So, it didn’t know”

“No, it wouldn’t admit to knowing”.

“Anyway, did someone mention crumpets?”