OK I confess to not having read every post, but - am I the only person that feels the giggles coming on when I see a discussion about 'bums'?!!!!
I realise it is a cultural thing - when my Californian pal went on about her 'fanny' or her love for 'nookie' brown ale back in the 1980s she couldn't understand why we in Scotland were howling with laughter!!!!!