The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4049572
Posted By: Jim Carroll
30-Apr-20 - 12:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
On the assumption that some might not have come across this before

A cute little girl living with her single-family mother used to relieve the boredom of the long days by strolling next door to the building site to watch the workmen through the wire fence
one day one of the men spots her and invites her in to have a closer look - they find her a box to sit on and bring her a mug of tea during the break, then, at knocking off time, they send her safely back to her mother
They are so enchanted with her that the men club together, but her a pink little boiler suit, a pink safery hat and a pair of pink workmen's gloves - they agree to adopt her as a mascot
At the end of the week, they hand her a litle pink envelope with a pound note in it, which she has to sign for with a little cross
Proudly, she runs home and hands it to her mother
Her mother takes it and says, "That will come in very handy dear - are you working next week"
"It depends whether those ****'s at the builders suppliers deliver the ***** blocks on time", she replies, smiling sweetly.