The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4049755
Posted By: MudGuard
01-May-20 - 10:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Nigel, in addition to your story:
I got in from doing the shopping and washed my hands.
The sound of running water made me want to pee.
I went to the toilet, then washed my hands . . .
This could take a while - until you are empty. And feel dried out.
So you go out shopping for some beer, and drink some of it.
When getting home after the shopping, you wash your hands ...