The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4049775
Posted By: Jim Carroll
01-May-20 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
A German officer strode into a Paris brothel during the occupation, grabbed the first girl that took his fancy, dragged her roughly to a side room, threw her on the bed and roughly ravished her
When he'd finished, he stood up, buttoned his flies, smoothed himself down and said, "In a few month's time fraulein your belly will begin to swell and after nine months you will give birth to a beautiful blond boy - you may call him Adolph - Heir Hitler"
She replied, "In a few days time your prick will begin to itch, then it will become red and painful and begin to swell and soon it will break out is red sores - you may call it a rash - Viva la France"