He's 45 but he's no pistol.
He's Forrest Trump, but he ain't no box of chocolates
He's DDT, if you replace the John with detergent
He's Agent Orange, but his head still ain't defoliated
He's an Orange Onanist, with small hands
He's a danger to the whole world
and
He's likely to be re-elected come November.
How sad is that?