The turnip - the gift that keeps giving. Implying yesterday that as covid is only a risk to older people and people with health problems, then by definition it will be impossible for a young, healthy person to contract the virus and pass it on to a vulnerable person - as long as professors stay at home.

By the turnip's logic: all American presidents have been over 40 therefore everyone over 40 has been an American President. That is indeed great news and maybe I need to call all US nudcatters over 40 on Mr President from now on.