I've had the following lines running through my head for a couple of days. I invite my fellow catters to build it out to a full length song.

I know a fellow who bought onto Trump's lies;
I don't know why he bought into Trump's lies,
Perhaps he'll die.

Anyone who wishes can add lines and help turn it into a cumulative song. Even if we stick to the facts, it will be hard to get more ridiculous than anything we can create for each verse.