Land of soap and water
Mother's shelling the peas.
Father's reading the paper,
Sister's looking for fleas.
Brother's reading the Hotspur.
Grandma's having a sleep.
Grandpa's picking his toenails,
What a happpy fam'ly.

I'm 75 (2020) and I can remember my brother, who is 10 years older than me, singing this when I was a child, may 7 or 8 years old.