The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4054342
Posted By: Georgiansilver
22-May-20 - 09:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Well you might as well have the whole collection............ Last year, I joined a support group for anti-social people. We haven’t met yet!
I went to my first meeting for people with low self esteem today. Sign at front of building read ‘’Low self esteem group, use the back door’’
I joined a support group for people with memory loss which was supposed to meet at 2pm on Monday. Nobody turned up!!
I went to the anger management support group today but they were shouting so much I just left!
The asthma support group I went to today was so good it really took my breath away.
I was going to the Chronic Fatigue Syndrome support group today but I couldn’t get out of bed.
I was going to the ‘Dizzyness’ support group today but I fell over on the way.
Was going to the exercise addiction support group today but ended up running past it.
Went to the Gambling Addiction support group today and it made me a little better.
Went to the Infertility support group today. Most of them were from my family.
Went to the Insomnia support group today but missed it all as I fell asleep.
Went to the Irritable bowel syndrome support group today but got fed up with all the bellyaching.
Went to the Kleptomaniacs support group today and came home with a lovely pair of silver candlesticks.
Went to the Loneliness support group today but no-one else came.
Would have gone to the Migraine sufferers support group today but came home with a headache last time, so gave it a miss.
Went to the Paranoia sufferers support group today. They all seemed to hate me so I left.
Was going to go to the Phobia support group today but was too frightened to go.
Was on my way to the Shopping addiction support group today but didn’t get there as M&S was open.
Was going to the Vegan support group today but realised it could be a missed steak.
First visit to the Unemployed support group today.. it was just the job.
The next time travellers support group meeting will be last Thursday at 2pm.
I went to the ‘Hernia sufferers group’ today but I found no support there.