Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents ... And last week, I seen a Schwarzenegger movie where he's shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi I sees three little kids, up in the front row, screamin "Go," with their 17-year-old Uncle I'm like, "Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?" And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear ... How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin when they're pissed at a teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them? "Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"

Well, it sure as hell ain't Dylan. In fact, if this is the best he's got, I'd rate the average Mudcat Song Challenge entry about three notches above it. Sorry...if Elton had any balls at all he'd have kicked his ass instead of singing a duet with him and giving him a soul-hug, but I guess that's the music bu$ine$$.