Right now that the latest trendy craze is statue toppling,
my old lefty mates in the historical rebel town of Bridgwater
have needed to issue a press story,
stating that their town statue is innocent..

.. and can righteous angry anti-racist protesters please not interfere with it..

https://www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/18512976.dont-topple-blake-statue---right-side-history-claim-bridgwater-historians/

American mates - An anomaly of language in the UK,
is that facing due North,
the further left you travel from London,
the more right England becomes...

Bridgwater [further down the west lands from Bristol]
is a similarly defiant progressive red oasis
lost in the midst of a surrounding vast conservative blue desert...