BOATIE HHH HYMN
Melody -Montezuma's Hall
Contributed by Elephant Man, Katherine HHH

On the North shores of Antarctica
Where the yanks have never been
Lies the carcass of a bloody great polar bear
Shagged to death by a Hash House team

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the Boatie Hash House Team

Well we have a reputation
For molesting little boys
For abusing old age pensioners
And stealing kiddies toys

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the Boatie Hash House Team

We don't climb many mountains
And we don't cross many streams
We don't have pretty girlfriends
We just live off our wet dreams.

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the BOATIE HASH HOUSE TEAM

From Another Hash Hymnal by Davey Crotchit.

I really didn't know how to title this thread as this is a "Club Song" or "Organization Song" which changes with the group that sings it. Localized variants from rugby, military and other sources will follow.