Team Song No. 2
(Tune: 'The Marine's Hymn'. Massey = suburb of Palmerston North.)

From the brothels of Palmerston,
To the syphilitic Massey shores,
We leave a trail of Gonorrhoea,
And syphilis on the local whores.

We are the perverts of our nation,
The biggest cunts you've ever seen.
We are a bunch of loud-mouthed bastards,
We are the Intercoursers team.

From The I's Reunion Record Recorded September 1986, Palmerston North [New Zealand].