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Thread #168162   Message #4062202
Posted By: Jack Horntip
30-Jun-20 - 02:19 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody (bawdy)
Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
THEN NONDIES ANTHEM

From the North Shores of Antarctica,
Where the yanks have never been,
There lies a freaking great polar bear,
Shagged to death by a rugby team

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team

From the cesspits of Nanyuki,
To the bars of Nairobi,
We’ve had our share of syphillis,
Gonorrhea and VD,

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team

We have a reputation,
For seducing little boys,
And for frisking old aged pensioners,
And for breaking kiddies toys,

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team


Posted by Nondescripts RFC on Facebook on January 17, 2014. Retrieved 30 June 2020 from https://www.facebook.com/Nondescripts/posts/the-nondies-anthemfrom-the-north-shores-of-antarcticawhere-the-yanks-have-never-/645035778875990/