After spending the evening being very polite to the Outlaws, I thought I'd share this little gem of a post-match ditty. Warning, contains very rude and very wrong content.

(Sung to the tune of the USMC Hymn ie. From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli - you know the tune)

In the wastelands of Antarctica,
Where the yanks have never been,
Lies a poor old virgin polar bear,
Fucked to death by a Rugby team,
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a pack of load mouthed bastards,
We are the (insert team name here) Rugby Team!
And we have reputation,
For seducing little boys,
And for raping old age pensioners,
And for stealing children’s toys,
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a pack of load mouthed bastards,
We are the (insert team name here) Rugby Team!

Posted by Richard Sharpe on October 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM here: http://sharpessortie.blogspot.com/2008/10/open-thread.html. Retrieved 30 June 2020.