OH NOTTS MEDICS

Oh Notts medics we are coming,
Oh notts medics we are here,
We are the reinforced French letter,
We are the dose of gonorrhoea

Chorus
We are the perverts of the nation
We are the cunts you’ll never see,
We are a shower of foul mouthed bastards
We are Notts medics RFC

We like to keep our reputation
For seducing little boys,
And for raping old age pensioners
And for stealing kiddies toys.

We don’t play for adoration,
We don’t play for victory
We just play for masturbation
Merry merry men are we.

We’re from Nottingham
We’re from Nottingham
We’re Notts medics RFC
We’re Nott’s medics RFC

From pg 9 of the Nottingham Medic Rugby Union Football Club Guide Book