My problem has been that I (prepare to laugh) can't inhale.

When it was legal to buy MJ products in 'laska I showed up at one of the new shops and bought some very expensive cookies.

The plastic cookie containers were childproofed to the extent that I had to read a small pamphlet on how to open mine and a recommendation not to eat more than a half cookie (cookie the size of a ginger snap).

The result. Absolutely nothin'.

So I still regard myself as a marijuana virgin.