Sung to the tube of The Caisson Song (Over Hill, Over Dale...)

Over booze, over beer (can't remember)
As the barflies go yapping along

Football facts, baseball lore
We remember every score
As the barflies go yapping along

For it's "Hie hie hee!" when some rummies disagree
Shout out your answer loud and strong ("Says you!")

For we will prove our point, while we're busting up the joint
As the barflies go yapping along